Obama + swag + CNN

I have a few key points I’d like to address from watching this video:

WHEN CNN STARTS USING URBAN SLANG, THAT MEANS THAT YOU, AS AN URBAN SLANG USER, MUST JUMP OFF OF THE SWAG SHIP. Thank Jesus. That shit was getting old, although I will note that I do own the swagger supermarket and you, you’re just a bag boy.
THE ONLY WOMAN THAT IS ALLOWED TO GIVE DAPS AFTER 40 YEARS OLD IS MY FRIEND SHEP. Shep is pretty far from a CNN suit… I think I’m just over this 40+ crowd trying to be cool… especially when they’re referencing shit that isn’t all that cool to begin with. That’s like ma dukes rocking a do-rag. It’s just not pretty.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE KEEP SAYING OBAMA “ACTS” BLACK. Does this mean that when I eat a tortilla or have too many people in my car, I’m acting Mexican? Also, I’d like to be sitting around when all of the black men discuss Obama’s brotherhood or not. Who does that?!
OUR ECONOMY IS SHIT AND WE ARE AT A LEVEL 5 DISEASE OUTBREAK. Why are we talking about swag, anyway?! Shouldn’t we be discussing something more important? It wasn’t even entertaining.
WHEN DID CNN INTRODUCE JAY-Z TRACKS INTO THEIR SEGMENTS? Or TI who’s also featured on ‘Swagga Like Us,’ who happens to be a convicted felon? What’s next? Lil Bow Wow tracks?
DON LEMON CAN TOTALLY KICK BOTH OF THEIR ASSES. While we’re wasting time on the world news channel, why don’t we get in on some mud wrestling? I kind of have a thing for Don Lemon. Holler at your girl.