What Will The Maid Think?

If you travel for work, you understand the grind of rental cars, and hotel rooms. It’s lonely and there are bed bugs. Heed this advice: DON’T CONNECT TO THE HOTEL INTERNET. I know folks who get a perverse pleasure planting files on stranger’s computers. By ‘files’ I mean pictures of penis. No internet, no friends [...]

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40 Apps to Freedom: Planetary by @databloom

Planetary What it is: A music player with astronomical visualizations. The app uploads music from your ipod and arranges it visually as follows: Constellations – Groups of Bands (alphabetical) Stars – Individual Bands Planets – That Band’s Records Moons – That Record’s Songs It’s gorgeous. The album-art skins the planets and moons in a semi-translucent, atmospheric haze. [...]

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40 apps to Freedom: Street Tag

You can be sure I’ll cross check the graffiti layer to see which murderous alpha wolves are marking their territory with digital tree tags. Then I’ll cross out their name with a little 187 as I roll out of town. I’m still that guy.

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40 apps to Freedom: Denver Treks

See the exact photocopier used to forge thousands of citizenship documents for Governor Hickenlooper’s brew-pub empire.

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40 apps to Freedom: Dropbox

For the sake of comedy however, I will from here on out refer to Dropbox as MyAss.

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40 Apps to Freedom: Everyday

Was he intentionally calling out the loneliness every person feels staring into the abyss? He was probably high.

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Taking the good with the bad: Amy Winehouse, Michael K. Williams, and Portugal. The Man

It’s been a tumultuous week. A bombing and mass shooting took place in Norway, claiming nearly 100 innocent lives. The Grammy-winning songstress and heroin enthusiast, Amy Winehouse, joined Hendrix and Cobain in the 27 Club. And our national government can’t seem to remove its head from its own ass long enough to actually effect any [...]

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Drunk & High Movie Recommendation: Bridesmaids

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40 apps to Freedom: Blip.me

An iPhone/ iPad app review column. Blip.me Blip.me is a communication app.  Two clicks and you’re sending a recorded voice message. It’s voice texting essentially. This comes in handy in a variety of situations:   blip1 blip2 If you grew up with walkie-talkies you understand the necessity of saying ‘over’ after every blip.  It’s trucker [...]

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40 Apps to Freedom – TapDJ and Djay

Adolescent men have one goal: champagne and blow-jobs.  There are different ways to get there. Music is arguably the fastest method.  Birds have songs, plants have flowers, humans have rock and roll.  If it worked for Roy Orbison, it will work for you.  Teenage boys see this clearly.  They are presented then with a choice: [...]

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PUMA + Nash + MF Doom :: Sneaker Speakers (Doomsday Edition)

To create yet another set of sneaker speakers to bring that proper flavor to your ears, London designer extraordinaire Nash Money has teamed with PUMA and also a more unsuspecting participant:  Stones Throw veteran MF Doom.  In all, Nash created two pairs of the special sneakers — one for Doom himself and the other for [...]

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